Total Medals Earned: 172 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,810 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/440 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 9/100 (45/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Follow me at Twitter.
Check out Newgrounds!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Save 1 gift!
Save 1000 gifts in total!
Save 200 gifts in one try!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Medals Earned: 8/20 (70/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Red Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 9/18 (125/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.